Left Right Ditty

My left leg is worse than my right,
My right leg wins over my left,
My left hand is losing the fight,
While my right hand is daring and deft.

My left foot just sticks to the floor,
My right moves a little bit more,
My left side has aches and is sore,
But my right is pretty hard-core.

Actually, my right side is pretty stuffed too…

but

hey,

what can you do?